2009/05/21

BLASPHEMY: Monk's guide to better sex


BLASPHEMY: Monk's guide to better sex
Monk's guide to better sex


Monday, June 16, 2008
A celibate monk has set up a website telling Catholic couples how to have better sex.

Father Ksawery Knotz's lover's guide on www.szansaspotkania.net gives graphic lovemaking tips and has been dubbed the 'Catholic Kama Sutra'.

It compares having an orgasm to going to heaven and recommends that men 'take care that women experience pleasure' during sex, adding that this requires 'extra efforts on the part of the husband'.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?in_article_id=177581&in_page_id=64&in_a_source=





A CELIBATE monk has set up a website – offering sex advice to lovers.
Father Ksawery Knotz’s service has been swamped since he started offering tips on how to achieve “super orgasms”.

The guide – which compares orgasm to going to heaven – has already been dubbed the Catholic Kama Sutra.

Father Ksawery, from Poland, said: “Contrary to common belief, the Church does not ban the pleasures of the flesh.”



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1300247.ece



Carnal Cardinals – A Catholic Monk’s Good Sex Guide
March 20, 2009 by Robert Bonnett



Well it’s actually entitled ‘The Act of Marriage’ but ‘Carnal Cardinals’ sounds better. Written by Polish monk, Father Ksawery Knotz the sex guide promotes a healthy love life and doesn’t *apparently* contradict church doctrine. This ‘Catholic Karma Sutra’ (yes, yes, I agree, that’s up there with ‘Carnal Cardinals’) is based on passages from the bible, and in a section called ‘Theology Of The Orgasm,’ goes as far as to claim that the climax of pleasure is tantamount to meeting God in heaven.

The monk stroke author, who lives in the Polish town of Stalowa Wol, wrote the manual despite having had no sexual experiences of his own (hmmmm, we’ll have to take his word on that). The good news is that he’s now at work on his second book, which is entitled ‘Sex That You Don’t Know’ and focuses more on the practical side of things. Anyone desirous of one-to-one tuition will be pleased to know that he also offers weekend AND six day workshops, but sadly he’s fully booked for the foreseeable future.

NB: It should be noted that celibate as these religious fellows are supposed to be, some 12% of Catholic priests admit to being in a relationship. Shocking, but lets hope that they stick to the whole coitus interruptus rule.



http://robertbonnett.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/carnal-cardinals-%E2%80%93-a-catholic-monk%E2%80%99s-good-sex-guide/

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